An Irksome Story told to a 7 yr old
My 7 yr old cousin Aarthi, Stayed back at our place a few days back. She wanted me to tell her a story. The freak’s grey matter was in search mode now. It found a theme and built up on it. The result was the remix of Mahabharata, MAHABOREATHA. I started, “ There were two Rap gangs” only to be interrupted, “ what is a rap Venky?”. I replied in only the way i can, “ good question ;You say rhymes, don't you? Eat a kozhukattai and say that very fast, that is rapping ” She gave a big grin I continued with my incessant crap talk . “The 2 rap gangs were Funky Five Pan Doves and Giant Gs. The Funky five were Top Dogg Dhamn, ARJ, Bheems, Nak and Sak. The GGs were many in number but notable were DJ Duri and his bro DJ Douche. All of them honed their rapping skills at Deadly Drone’s Rap class. ARJ was the best of the lot. It all was hunky dory until Big Daddy D co...