Parties, Page 3 and bullshit
I recently read all three of the famous newspapers in the city. They are TOI, Indian Express and Deccan Chronicle. All three papers had one thing in common. No not the omnipresent Swine flu headlines in the front or Jaswant Singh's Jinukku chikkan Jinnah controversy. But one thing that is common almost everyday, is their add on page. To be precise the page dedicated to parties. I find that page completely annoying to the core. I did some homework and came up with how to get together this page yourself. Here is a tutorial. 1. First if you are a Journo, all you need is a nice camera and an ID 2. Bump into some party. That party need not have a celebrity. 3. If you have them, there is no harm. They are there for publicity so click them, you might get an interview from them someday. 4. Now comes the photos part. First is to take a pic of the DJ in the party. It is a must or else it will look like a headless body. The pose of the DJ should be something like the ab...