‘Paul’um Pazhamum. What the Octofcuk is this?
The world can be divided into people who know Paul the psychic Octopus and people who dont, after the Football World Cup ended. Paul recently even got a honorary Spanish citizenship. I caught with Paul and asked a few questions which are in tune with the very existence of this world. Question no:1 What’s more important to the existence of the world rather than my Chartered Accountancy course? So I asked Paul whether I would get through CA or end up stealing double CA’s i.e CACA’s (crow) ammavasai (no moon day) offering. He answered “Only the cold days” How inappropriate was that? Question no:2 I got worked up when Paul answered it like an ass, that is my birth right! I even thought of becoming a non-vegetarian! I asked if we would chop his tentacles and make a soup of it, will it be called Octokaal soup? (kaal in Tamil means foot) Once again the answer was “Only the cold days”. Okay this is getting really annoying but he...