Swine Flew huch 1 'n' 1

    Still wondering what the topic deals with, it is a funny take on a serious issue of Swine Flu. before that some serious info on it. Swine flu is a disease caused by swine influenza virus which is also called H1N1. WHO annouced it as pandemic based on its spread and not its effect so no worries peops. This virus was first affecting only pigs but then flew to humans through mutations, it spreads through Sneeze (huch!), it s like anyother cold it being fatal is very rare. Its vaccine is tamiflu.  Now i'll tell you the story of Swine flu huch 1 'n' 1 virus.


    Once upon a time, not so long ago there were two scientists of the Panny and Fanny, they were evil scientists wanting to make mankind suffer. They wanted humans to sneeze hard and spit mucous from their nose, undigested food from mouth and semi digested food from the back running; u know what i mean, diarrhea. And also tickle their throat, suckle their energy, tweak the joint and cause pain; raise the temperature like summer heat and everything else bad.

  So they chose Panny's kuladeivam ( Clan's God) Pig. They mutated the Influenza A virus to attack the filthy humans. They were working day and day and partied heavily at nights. One day during the day light after their hangover when they were working, Boom an explosion the virus was mutated, hurray! said panny. The virus is now mutated muhahaha >:). Fanny being an orthodaox hindu wanted to do Puniyojanam (Christening ceremony). Fanny and Panny had no words after their acheivement. Panny went out in the open to spread the virus wearing a face mask. Panny uttered his God's name Swine (pig) in reverence and raised his hands and dropped the Kirimi bomb( Virus bomb) it flew to humans , huch! one of the humans sneeze it spread then another sneezed and mission was over the nameless virus struck. Panny smsed the happenings to Fanny from the crime spot.

Swine flu huch 1 'n' 1 in sms language, which shortens already short words to even shorter single letter like OK to K.

 

  Fanny recieved the message, bulb lit over his head and they named the virus with scientific touch mixing numbers and letters and named it "Swine Flu H1 N1".

(NOTE: This post is just to tickle your funny bone and is unclassifiable bullshit)