Venkey Vs Mankey

You guys must wonder,  is "Mankey" a typo. Are Venkey and Venky the same. All the answers lie in this post.


First i will clear the air that "Mankey" is not a typo and it is my inner personality which is mischievous. There is also another character rather an angel in Venkey. And then there is me Venky aka Venkat(different from Venkey). Confusing isn't it. May be these pics would throw some light into the darkness created by my confused brain.

Now you guys must be somewhat half clear. To clear the half or to erase whatever left in your memory about this, i will give a taste of Venkey vs Mankey Medicine.


It was my accountancy examination, everything was known but became pretty alien when i started answering the questions. This was due to the constant conflict between Venkey and Mankey. It was my the last question and it's worth 20 marks good enough to get you 60 as well as bad enough to make you fail. The last thing i needed was Venkey and Mankey to battle for this one and ruin my day. But sadly in life everything never works your way. As the saying goes "if whatever you desire in life happens, then there is no God, if you always desire what is happening there is no sorrow in life" I did the latter half of the saying.


The question was to prepare a Bank balance sheet, everything was going smooth. I was happily marking the schedule. There was one such item called Acceptance on behalf the customers, that was when the party poopers came in.

Time: I forgot
Battlefield: Accountancy Examination Hall

• Venky aka Venkat: Ok 'Acceptance on behalf of customers' which schedule will it belong to?
• Venkey: Don't worry Venkey is here.
• Venkat: cut the crap and tell the answer.
• Venkey: easy bro, it belongs to schedule 12 contingent liabilities.
• Venkat: i thought it, thanks Venkey
• Mankey: Hey Venkat do u have any sense, you are listening to Venkey.
• Venkat: what do you want?
• Mankey: Venkey is wrong how can it be a Contingent liability, It is Other liability Schedule-4, think?
• Venkey: why you! Mankey , don't listen, he is misleading.
• Venkat: Shut up Venkey may be he his right, i am going with Mankey.
• Venkey: you will suffer for this, Mankey i will get you next time.
• Mankey: Muhahahaha!
  
• Venkat: AH that's it, i will give this paper and leave, bye bye Corporate Accountancy.
  

I went out and opened the book and it not surprisingly turned out to be the wrong answer, Venkey was right. Now my life is hanging in balance.


All you guys out try listen to your Venkey or what ever you may call inside you, beware of Mankey. This is the preaching of me Swami Venkatananda. (" hey Mankey what shall we do tonight, its boring to listen to Venkey"). Pretty confusing isn't it, this is what they have done me.


( P.S if you feel really confused it is because of Mankey. Venkey has nothing to do with it, Mankey is in jail serving his sentence for that)