Mankey's 3 monkeys.

Guys i am back with one of my unclassifiable bullshits. This time i am handing over the reigns to Mankey. First take a look at this picture



These are the three mankeys oops monkeys which Gandhi mentioned.

The first monkey says " I hear no evil".
The second one says " I see no evil".
The third one says " I speak no evil".

Well not quite literally it doesn't know English or any human language. This brings us to the question do i know monkey language. No i don't, just interpretations.

The crazy idiot in me refuses to die down making fun these things. Here is what mankey says

" Crazy guys don't know what it actually says. I will tell you
the first monkey sees evil, speaks evil, but does not hear evil.
the second monkey hears evil, speaks evil but doesn't see evil.
the third monkey sees evil, hears evil but does not speak evil.
Moral of the story don't do evil by all three means, concentrate one at a time.Follow this Mankeyji and not Gandhiji."
 See what can u do if do if have guy like this who always ends up on the wrong side of the long arm of the law.  Every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction, as newton said. There is Venkey who is here to nullify Mankey. Looks like mankey has rubbed on the wrong side of Venkey. Here is what he has to say.

" Mankey you are an Idiot with a capital 'I'. When will u get anything right. If he had monkeys with six arms he would have compressed information in one monkey, he did not have Photoshop to do that. Even if he did u will make fun of it saying here is a new GOD. First of all they are not mankeys like you, they are monkeys. Its combination of three monkeys you have to see. It's just symbolism you see Chennai in map, do you build a home in the map. I guessing you wont , hope you are not that dumb. It is just a replica of it. Stupid rubbing everyone on the wrong side.Your moral sucks even more than you. Mankeyji hkaaaaaar thu, take that."

Ooooo i have never seen Venkey in such a bad mood. You better not be like Mankey misinterpreting things. No Venkatananda for this post. He is on vacation to Himalayas and to add to it this is unclassiable bullshit .so that says it all guys.

( P.S mankeys views may be full of comedy but will turn you life into tragedy. If this post makes sense then u must be a person who sees bull shit as fertilizer)

Comments

  1. Oh! nobody can be like you :D so I take Mankey's views as comedy...

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  2. Oh! nobody can be like you :D so I take Mankey's views as comedy...

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  3. If everyone had a 'venkey' takin over, then you wouldn't get to see the different shaded characters around you, de different characters all make the world a balanced place.

    As Newton jus said, "everything has an equal and oppposite reaction. if there is an angel, there 'll be an evil, if there is 'venkey', there 'll be 'mankey'", and each one of these characters have their own perceptions and ideas,, if you ask me, if you went out and said "i'll see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil,, jus see how react to it??"

    P.S: dont mind me being filosofical! now where did you say swami venakatananda is?? maybe he jus needed another soul to fill in his space!!

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  4. If everyone had a 'venkey' takin over, then you wouldn't get to see the different shaded characters around you, de different characters all make the world a balanced place.

    As Newton jus said, "everything has an equal and oppposite reaction. if there is an angel, there 'll be an evil, if there is 'venkey', there 'll be 'mankey'", and each one of these characters have their own perceptions and ideas,, if you ask me, if you went out and said "i'll see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil,, jus see how react to it??"

    P.S: dont mind me being filosofical! now where did you say swami venakatananda is?? maybe he jus needed another soul to fill in his space!!

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  5. kkkkkkaaaaaaarrrrrrr thuuuu

    overa pora da

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  6. kkkkkkaaaaaaarrrrrrr thuuuu

    overa pora da

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  7. @ Sowmi

    Ya no one can be like me hehehehe.

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  8. @ Sowmi

    Ya no one can be like me hehehehe.

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  9. @ EA

    Enna revenge ah. I will take that "overa pora da" as a compliment.

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  10. @ EA

    Enna revenge ah. I will take that "overa pora da" as a compliment.

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  11. @ shankar

    Dei thaangikko u have no choice

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  12. @ shankar

    Dei thaangikko u have no choice

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  13. @ Ajay

    Thank you for filling in the void created by Venkatanada. i wanted to put 2 perspectives of the same thing.How bad can it be? hehehehe. I asked the same question to my mom, she was cursing me.

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  14. @ Ajay

    Thank you for filling in the void created by Venkatanada. i wanted to put 2 perspectives of the same thing.How bad can it be? hehehehe. I asked the same question to my mom, she was cursing me.

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  15. @ deepika Gupta

    well thats what this post is all about. I am glad u had loud laugh

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  16. @ deepika Gupta

    well thats what this post is all about. I am glad u had loud laugh

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  17. if Gandhi is alive now then he will also agree with u r explanation for 3 monkeys, i suppose. nice work.

    epadi da unala matum mudiyuthu?
    nalathan eluthara.. inum en level varala!!! lol :D

    nice work

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  18. if Gandhi is alive now then he will also agree with u r explanation for 3 monkeys, i suppose. nice work.

    epadi da unala matum mudiyuthu?
    nalathan eluthara.. inum en level varala!!! lol :D

    nice work

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  19. Yeah ! I wont go near mankey. Then my life will be in govinda govindaya namaha. I should only follow venkey. He is the rite person.

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  20. Yeah ! I wont go near mankey. Then my life will be in govinda govindaya namaha. I should only follow venkey. He is the rite person.

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  21. @Vicky

    U r not able to spell the word "right" right.

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  22. @Vicky

    U r not able to spell the word "right" right.

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