Kakkoose Chronicles

If you are squeamish or a finicky lil fucker, kindly get out. This is going to be downright gross.

Kakkoose is some place we all go to everyday. It is where we test out our singing skills and think about life and things. But we don't want to reminded of the exit hole when you are stuffing food entry hole, innit? That is what happens most of time I sit down it. 

You sit down with your plate, fill it with rice and put some thenga thogayal and start mixing it. Abbas will appear "Onga Kaakoose la pee karai irukka, any?" and the lady would be like "Oh vanga vanga, many!".  Then the piece of shit ad film maker will zoom into the kakkoose with the shit stain and then zoom in once again to show how harphic has cleansed the eternal shit filled kakkoose closet. Nowadays Lifebouy has joined with their "Kai vai bum" ad campaign. Then went one step ahead and showed some kid's ass. Oh! Dont even get me started on Adithya TV or Sirippoli. It's either a comedy scene of  vadivelu trying to wash with hot water after going to kakkoose and getting his ass totally burnt or Vivek gets his ass literally burnt and an assistant is holding his veshti from touching his burnt beddex. If it isn't either of the two it is Senthil asking Goundamani "Nalla sapteengalane?" after him coming out of kaakoose after a good clean shit or Kamal's first patient being baby baedhi. I just can go on and on, sick of it!






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