Ramblings of a madman

  1. What is your current obsession? A . Aayirathil Oruvan 2. What are you wearing today? A. 3/4 Shorts and T-shirt 3. What’s for dinner? A. Chapatti 4. What’s the last thing you bought? A. 2 kachoris from the nearby chaat shop 5. What are you listening to right now? A. Thai Thindra Manne- Aayirathil Oruvan 6. What do you think about the person who tagged you? A. I dont know much about Neha . But from reading her blog posts i could understand she hates traditions and bit of a rebel. 7. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be? A. None other than Chennai. I love my home town 8. One thing you wanna change about yourself ? A. To be less critical of other and myself. 9. Whose company do you enjoy the most? A. Me. I like spending time alone and think about something. 10. Which language do you want to learn? A. Sanskrit 11. What’s your favourite quote...

    On Wednesday Jan 13 Tamil Nadu celebrated Bhogi. A festival celebrated on the last day of the last month of the Tamil year. This is the time of the year when I become that much more heavier. In a way pongal can be said as the New year in Tamil Nadu. People say Bhogi is about burning the old and starting afresh. Perhaps we were never good at metaphors or we just refuse to dont want to understand. No wonder the Indian constitution is one of the longest, given we find loopholes to exploit.We Indians have the best brains in the world. No one knows better than us about how to misconstrue quotes like the above.   We asked Dubakoor Guru and he came out with this to help them How to create artificial mist in Chennai and justify it? 1. Burn lots of paper and bed sheets. 2. If people question why? say you are burning new and starting afresh and that is the essence of bhogi 3. If that doesn't convince them, then say they are destroy our culture ...

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 6 ; the sixth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton . “30 minutes more. Quick get your act together” the invigilator shouted as our Protagonist was in Trans, thinking. Within 30 minutes, whatever college life has left in him will dry like dew facing the sun. Let me tell you about our protagonist, Hari. He is a guy with all the bad luck loaded on his side. He was born on 31-12-1987 at 11.59 pm, missing the leap year by a whisker. “Mr. Madan you have a son” said the nurse. “I should go to Tirupathi, Thanks nurse”, Madan thanked her and started praying. The next minute his Mother dies and his dad’s Tirupathi trip was now to mortuary. He was absolutely pathetic when it came to academics; flunked 2 years in school; always a menace to his father. Current Status- 3 arrears to clear and that’s a...

     I follow the policy “If you dont have anything to say just do say anything” Now I have something to say. Not long back I saw two good films, Paa and Rocket Singh. Both had  similar weaknesses and strengths, but very different story lines.   ROCKET SINGH Rocket Singh is a film about an undergo who barely gets through his graduation and wants to become a salesman. He ends in a company where gets harassed and then finds company to form a company with his colleagues secretly. What happens to him is for you to see the film and know. Strengths: The film’s strength is its realism. Jaideep Sahni has once again pulled the rabbit out of the hat. The mannerisms of each and every character is well thought of. All the actors are absolutely brilliant, especially that of the Senior Salesman and the porn addicted employee. Ranbir is awesome with his turban pulling stunt and  beard comb and makes you feel he is a real Sardar. Weaknesses:   For star...

Hey guys I am Dubakoor Guru, yet another Incarnation of Venky like Venkey and Mankey . My main aim is to enlighten you guys how to do things. I am back once again with a “This is howie do it” guide . Last time I enlightened you guys about How to put together a Page 3 page. If you aren’t enlightened as yet, enlighten yourself by reading that once again here Ok! Now back to business, this time i am gonna teach you how to put together a promo song for Bollywood. Yep, you heard that right. I’ll leave a sample at the end of the post too. Now everything has been given in points for your purpose. 1. Nowadays the opening songs are of hip hop genre, make sure it is of that kind. 2. Dont get local artists to perform in that video.Instead  get Sardars from London to rap. Like in this video        3. Now let us come to lyrics part. Most of the films like these, deal with money and how money is king and stuff like that. They enlighten you about the realit...

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 5 ; the fifth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton . Disclaimer which actually claims something: The characters in this post exist only in this freak’s think tank if you find them in any water tank or temple tank or your Fishville tank or another place for that matter would like to meet them “Your time is up; my time is now now; U can’t see me; my time is now” *alarm rings* My world was awake but i was half asleep. I asked with my mouth which smelled closely to a concoction of rotten egg and onion, still dreaming about my job “ One coffee assistant”. “The guts you have, Keshu your time is really up and John Cena ain’t going to save you” As I heard my mom sound the warning bell I rushed to the bathroom; downloaded everything I uploaded last night (you must know what i mean) and rendered the bacteria homeless by...

It’s been 3 weeks since i last blogged the reason being exams, fever, block and boredom and that seems to be a thing of past now. Now people will see me regularly in other blogs and my blog as well. No welcome back comments please    I’ve been watching Test cricket between India and Sri Lanka for the past few days on Neo Cricket. The cricket commentary, I should say is really below par. To be honest the Sri Lankan commentary team is horrible. The coverage isn’t all that interesting either. RK was very disappointing; over stressing every time he ends a sentence. It is irritating and fake. I will quote a few examples here of some shoddy commentary. Russell Arnold on Thilan Samarweera “He ees a very good player. He starts off very slow and scores slow. He ees not afraid to play his strokes” Come Russell what are you saying, this is verbal diahorrea. Just because you are a Sri Laankan you need not speak highly of every Sri Laankan player. what you are saying is equivalent...